The Sheik Tugboat Story - PART 12


PART 12

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Later on

Near the end

Prime Time Wrestling

Bobby the Brain

Once again furious

His “banana phone”

To call Miss Betty

Broken

Ranting and raving

Gorilla shakes his head

Utter disdain

Just before the feature match

SPECIAL REPORT

A graphic

Instantly

Quickly

Pops up onto the screen


A hard transition

Back to Sean Mooney

Still in the Control Center

Finger to his ear

Getting news

To his earpiece

Eyes to the camera

Ready to speak


“We received word

That the Hulkster

Got Jack Tunney’s decision

From his representatives

And went to Gold’s Gym

In Venice Beach, CA

To instantly train

En route

To next week

At WrestleMania VII

In the newly announced stipulation

For the World Wrestling Federation championship

Main Event

Under DESERT STORM RULES

However

The Fearsome Foursome

Are apparently in a palace

Owned by Saddam Hussein

IN IRAQ

And have a camera

And satellite available

They have patched in

To our signal

And they have comments

Regarding this matter

From their leader

The World Wrestling Federation champion

SHEIK TUGBOAT.”


STATIC TRANSMISSION


Instantly comes into the scene

An Iraqi flag

On the wall

The Colonel

The General

The Sargent

A horizontal single file

Arms behind their back

Attention straight ahead

Across the screen

Left to right

Walks in the champ

Freshly pressed headdress

WWF Championship over the shoulder

Same old scowl

As he faces

The lens on the camera


“President Jack Tunney

A vile and evil

DICTATOR

Thinks I’m in trouble

Deep deep trouble

What he did do

Was play into my hands

DESERT STORM RULES

SUBMIT

OR

SURRENDER

No count-outs

No disqualifications

WrestleMania 7

A war declaration

Has been issued

America thinks they WANT this

America thinks they NEED that

Well

Iraq is up for

This ultimate challenge

Saddam Hussein

Has prepared the troops

For this war

And WrestleMania

Los Angeles, California

One hundred thousand people

The Memorial Coliseum

Will see a defeat

Like never before

The rise

Of a new reign

Of PAIN

Of POWER

Of DESTRUCTION


But for me

This is more personal

More to my heart

Than just America and Iraq

This is the BEGINNING

Of the END

Of Hulkamania


HOGAN

I used to believe in

HULKAMANIA

The training

The prayers

The vitamins

But you BETRAYED ME

And my path of DESTRUCTION

Is at your feet

But one Demandment

Believing in yourself

I’ve stolen for myself

I believe in me

And because of that

Look at what I have

An army

That has my back

A leader

That supports me

A prisoner of war

That I hold

And cherish more

Then anyone before me

The World Wrestling Federation championship

I believed in ME

Not in anyone else

And now

I intend to

Break your bones

Spill your blood

Destroy your spirit

All at my hands

I’m an IRAQI WARSHIP

And I will make you quit

I will make you submit

I will make you denounce

HULKAMANIA

And at WrestleMania 7

I will make you

UTTER

SPEAK

Say two magical words


TUGBOAT

AKBAR.”


A grimace on his face

As serious as ever before

Sheik Tugboat is ready

Prepared

For war


-end transmission-


Jon Harder

Jon@HardwayHQ.com


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