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The Sheik Tugboat Story - PART 13


PART 13

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Tonight

Is the night

WrestleMania 7


The Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum

Under an ultimate renovation

Like never before

Red

White

Blue

Blasted all across the stadium

A huge wrestling ring

20x20

On a huge platform

Similar to WrestleMania 3

The entrance way

40 yards long

Similar to WrestleMania 3

The World Wrestling Federation

Is in business

The biggest night of the year


Outside the Coliseum

One hundred thousand fans

Under intense security

Heavy police presence

Heavy National Guard presence

Planes flying above

The worry of attack

Protected on the ground

Protected in the air

But fans are ready

To let loose

To cheer

To boo

To have fun

The fans are safe

And the show is about to begin


From the beginning

With the Rockers opening

Against Haku and the Barbarian

The crowd is loud

They cheer with a Shawn Michaels pin

They boo

When the Nasty Boys cheat

To win the WWF Tag Team Titles

They guide

Jake the Snake

Blindfolded

To go and attack

The Model

And erupt

When he nails a DDT

They cry

When the Macho Man loses

His career

To the Ultimate Warrior

And he is saved

By Miss Elizabeth

After a crazed attack

By his former Queen

Which leads to

Embracing and Reuniting


The American crowd

At a fever pitch

And then

SILENCE

When Sean Mooney

Is on the big screen

Outside of the locker room of

The Fearsome Foursome


“I am outside of the dressing area

Of the World Wrestling Federation champion

SHEIK TUGBOAT

As he is mental preparation

For his championship defense

Against the #1 contender

The Immortal

HULK HOGAN

Under DESERT STORM RULES

I know that tensions

Are EXTREMELY HIGH

Backstage

But I am going to attempt

To get a word

From the Iraqi Warship

Before the main event

Of WrestleMania 7

RIGHT NOW.”


The gutsy Mooney

Knocks on the door

The door remains

CLOSED

He knocks again

Seconds feel like hours

Then the door opens

Out walks

SGT. SLAUGHTER??

A furious look

As he stands in the doorway

Blocking full view

Chin fully out


In the open air stadium

BOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOO

Fans jeering hard

Heckling loud

Profanities flying


“LISTEN UP

YOU FLEA INFESTED PUKE THERE WILL BE NO COMMENTS NO WORDS NO STATEMENTS VERBALLY FROM OUR CHAMPION HOWEVER YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF SLIME SHEIK TUGBOAT WILL DECIMATE DESTROY AND END HULKAMANIA IN MERE MOMENTS HIS ACTIONS WILL SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS AND IF YOU KNOCK ONE MORE TIME

I WILL DISPOSE OF YOU PHYSICALLY AND THAAAT’S IN ORDER!”


-door slams-


The gutsy Mooney

Now terrified

Scared to death

Looks back at the camera


“You...you heard it here

The actions will speak volumes

The war culminates here

DESERT STORM RULES SUBMIT OR

SURRENDER

For the World Wrestling Federation title

This is personal

This is monumental

Former friends

Now divided

Bitter enemies

Foe vs foe

America vs Iraq

The power of Hulkamania

Versus the man aimed to end it

The Immortal vs the Iraqi Warship

Hulk Hogan vs Sheik Tugboat

IS

UP

NEXT!”


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Jon Harder

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