The Sheik Tugboat Story - PART 11
PART 11
The next day
Prime Time Wrestling
Just as the Gorilla
And the Brain
Are about to segway
Into the first match
Of the episode
A FLASH POPS UP
BREAKING NEWS
Instantly
There stands Sean Mooney
Inside the WWF Control Center
Suited up
WWF blazer on
“Right now
We go to
The ESTEEMED President
Of the World Wrestling Federation
The distinguished
JACK TUNNEY.”
The President’s office
Big window
Plaques on the wall
Humongous desk
For a man with
Humongous power
An exquisite designer suit
Hair perfectly styled
Mr. Tunney
With a prepared statement
Voice beckoned
Time to talk
“After the actions
Over the past several weeks
There have been
Unmitigated violence
Under my jurisdiction
None wilder than last night
At Super-Stars and Stripes Forever
My staff and confidants
Have petitioned me
To make a definitive maneuver
Regarding the main event
Of WrestleMania 7
At the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum
In front of one hundred thousand
World Wrestling Federation fans.
The intense rivalry
Between the WWF champion
Sheik Tugboat
And “the Immortal”
Hulk Hogan
Can NOT be settled
Inside of a normal contest
The violence has been
Too strong
For both combatants
To fight inside of a normal wrestling match
HOWEVER
I have decided
To enforce my authority
And dictate this championship match
For the first time in
World Wrestling Federation history
To be contested
Under DESERT STORM RULES.
There will be
NO DISQUALIFICATION
NO COUNT-OUTS
NO HOLDS BARRED
The only ways you can win
Will either be by
SUBMISSION
OR SURRENDER
Undoubtedly
We hope that the war
Between the champion
And challenger
Comes to a swift
And just
END.
Categorically
DESERT STORM RULES
At WrestleMania 7
For the World Wrestling Federation championship
Between Hulk Hogan
And Sheik Tugboat
In Los Angeles at the Memorial Coliseum
Will unequivocally
Not only be the biggest main event
In World Wrestling Federation history
But will change the landscape
Of our organization
FOREVER.”
The scene fades back
To the control room
And a completely shocked
Sean Mooney
“Unbelievable
Ladies and gentlemen
In 13 days
WrestleMania 7 just got THAT much more intense
It is all on the line
For the WWF championship
The biggest main event
In WWF History
Under DESERT STORM RULES.
We are trying at this time
To get words
From the camps
Of both the Hulkster
And “the Iraqi Warship”
As soon as we do
We will bring it to you
As quickly as we can
For the World Wrestling Federation
I’m Sean Mooney.”
-TO BE CONTINUED-
Jon Harder
