Honky Tonk Man '87
Long sideburns
Black hair slicked back
$10000 jumpsuit
Rhinestones and glistening
Acoustic guitar in hand
The Intercontinental title around his waist
And the Colonel in the back
The long walk to battle
Begins with confidence
Don’t be cruel
But the fans are anyway
Quickly takes control
Takedowns and punches
A bounce off the ropes
And a back elbow to boot
Scoops him up
With the Colonel instructing him
Megaphone and all
Front facelock
Swing once
Swing twice
Swing three times
Swinging neckbreaker
With a little Shake, Rattle, and Roll
Three second tan
And a victory is procured
His arms raise in victory
He swivels his hips
Gyrating
Strutting his stuff
He raises his guitar in the air
In his left
His championship
In his right
Glorious and proud
The Colonel grabs the microphone
Put it toward the champ’s mouth
With a smile on his face
Proclaims his fact
“Thank you! You’re a beautiful audience!”
Cool
Cocky
Bad
Jon Harder
