BANKIE'S HOT TAKE #76 - Angel Faces an Extreme SeXXXy Icon
A few weeks ago, I wrote an article about how Marc Angel was seething over a story “planted” by the leader of the Creamy World Order Stan Stylez about how, after an accidental slip of the tongue, his son Marcus Mathers said his father WAS a pro wrestler. My sources stated to me that the right hand man of the CWO was furious and promised revenge at any cost against his own flesh and blood.
Stan, seeing how angry Angel, decided to give him a match for IGB 19: CREAM MANIA on April 3, 2024 at the H2O Wrestling Center in Williamstown, NJ, minutes from Philadelphia, PA. “The Shakeweight Supreme” wants Marc to channel his emotions and unleash them against an enemy of his and the CWO.
However, his opponent might very well be the most extreme performer in independent wrestling history:
SEXXXY EDDY!
To know SeXXXy Eddy is to love him. Back in 2004, during CZW Tournament of Death 3, Eddy faced off with the Arsenal in the semi-finals round in a Light Tube Ropes and Corners match. In the middle of the war, Eddy severed an artery in his left forearm due to a cut from a shattered tube. Then, to showcase his overall bad-ass nature, he started SQUIRTING the blood out from his arm like a geyser.
That moment not only began Eddy’s cult-like status as a legitimately tough human being, but also opened the door to many other wrestlers from Montreal, Quebec to the United States independent scene.
Over the next two decades, Eddy’s career has truly been a journey to witness. A former CZW Tag Team Champion, a multiple time IWS Champion, and even a two-time Inter Species Wrestling Falls Count Anywhere Champion.
Back at HalloCREAM Havoc on October 26, 2023, Stan Stylez found a way to overcome Eddy in a Creamy Combat match. Many say it was a dream match for the Philadelphia wrestling scene.
Even though Stan came out victorious, my sources in the independent wrestling pipeline told me that the fact that Sexxxy Eddy was still standing and joyous over the atmosphere and opportunity to come back to the Philly area made the corrupt leader of the Bonanza furious.
So much so, in fact, that Stan wants to put Eddy down once and for all. Thus, he has sent an angry and vengeful Marc Angel out to put Eddy down once and for all.
A lot of creamy anger runs through the CWO.
As it stands now, Marc Angel has his biggest task to date. Can he use his frustrations properly and end the career of SeXXXy Eddy for good? Or will the Extreme SeXXXy Icon from Montreal persevere and put another dent in the armor of the most hated man in the history of the Intergender Bonanza?
Tickets are on sale now and CREAM MANIA will be airing on IWTV on April 3.
Marc Angel vs SeXXXy Eddy: I can’t wait for this one.
