Wimpy's Hustle

October 17, 2019

 

I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

 

The motto of a legend

The mantra of a manipulator

The phrase of a master

To get what he wanted

A morsel of a juicy

Tasty

Seasoned

Quarter pound of ground beef

 

People knew he was a moocher

A degenerate

A hustler

A man who would stretch the truth

Tell a lie

Sell his mother for a nickel

Just to get his favorite delicacy

 

So he schmoozed them

Charmed them with his humor

Played an inevitable game

To get what he wanted

Whether it be Popeye

Rough House

Olive Oyl

Or the various cast of characters

 

And in the end of the day

No matter the situation

He always got what he wanted

A hamburger

On the house

 

Jon Harder

Jon@HardwayHQ.com

Please reload

Follow Us
Recent Posts

November 4, 2019

October 17, 2019

September 19, 2019

August 21, 2019

June 8, 2019

Please reload