The Sheik Tugboat Story - PART 7


Part 7

Two weeks later

SUPERSTARS of WRESTLING

Sgt. Slaughter

Faced with Nikolai Volkoff

The former Soviet

Now American citizen

True battle between

Good and evil

The US and Iraq

Patriot and Anti-American

A back-and-forth battle

Culminated in the ring

Sarge went for a charge

Nikolai side-stepped

He went down

Volkoff for the cover

The General pops up

The referee distracted

Coming down the ramp

The champ!

Slides under the rope

Like a giant ball

Running start

BIG ELBOW

Volkoff falls off

Tugger rolls out

Sarge turns over

Arm draped

Over the carcass

Referee turns around

3 slaps of the mat

The Sarge wins

But the torture

Has only just begun

The Colonel pulls out

His baton of justice

Hands it to the Sheik

Preparing for the

Bringer of pain

WHAP!

One lash

WHAP!

Two lashes

WHAP!

Three lashes

A creepy smirk

Crawls on the face

Of the Iraqi Warship

As Nikolai writhes in agony

On the canvas

HOOOO!!!

All of a sudden

Marching down the aisle

2x4 over the shoulder

American flag high above

HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN

Stomps up the steps

Enters the ring

The flag now leaned

Against the turnbuckles

2x4 still in hands

The Colonel runs in

WHAM!

Blow to his fuel tank gut

The General swings

Misses a haymaker

WHAM!

2x4 to the back

The Sarge runs in

Double sledge prepped

WHAM!

2x4 to the gut

Volkoff slowly rolls

Like a rolling pin

To the floor

Safe

The champ is all alone

The crowd is ELECTRIC

USA!

USA!

USA!

Hacksaw with a battle cry

HOOOO!!!

The Sheik runs in

WHAM!

2x4 to the ribs

NO

EFFECT

The crowd

Hacksaw

STUNNED

WHAM!

2x4 to the back

Like a true warship

NO DAMAGE DONE

The Sheik turns face-to-face

Hacksaw drops the board

One punch

Two punches

Three punches

Bounces off the ropes

WHAM!

The Tugger with a

Full Speed ahead

Torpedo like clothesline

Duggan down

Quick like a cat

The Tugger off the ropes

Jumps high

Legs extended

The Hogan Legdrop

Figuratively decapitated

Legitimately knocked out

The All-American Hacksaw

The Sheik looks over

The American flag

Lonely in the corner

He picks it up

Walks over to Hacksaw

His prone carcass

Drapes the symbol of freedom

Over his body

The fans hushed

An evil grin

Appears on his face

One bounce off the ropes

Jumping up high

BIG SPLASH

A piece of America

Destroyed by the face

That runs the place

The three others

Adnan

Slaughter

Mustafa

Stagger up to their feet

The General hand delivers

The WWF championship

The Sheik stands over

A devastated Duggan

Flag still over him

A message to the roster

A Strike to America

Most importantly

A threat to Hulkamania

The Iraqi Warship

Is

For

Real.

Jon Harder

Jon@HardwayHQ.com

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