The Sheik Tugboat Story - PART 6


PART 6

A few weeks pass

Superstars of Wrestling

Decide to give another

UPDATE

Sean Mooney stands in

Ready to speak

In his pitch-perfect voice

“A few weeks ago

At the Main Event

American wrestling fans

REJOICED

When President Jack Tunney

Announced that WrestleMania 7

Live in Los Angeles

Will have

“The Immortal” Hulk Hogan

Getting his shot

His opportunity

At becoming a three-time

World Wrestling Federation champion

When he faces

The NEW titleholder

SHEIK TUGBOAT

But they were not

Happy or pleased

When the champion

And his constituents

Sgt. Slaughter

General Adnan

And the vile Colonel Mustafa

Quadruple teamed the Hulkster

At the end of the night

Once the closest of friends

Now the bitterest of enemies

March 24 will be a night

To most definitely remember

But right now

We hear from

The Iraqi Warship

Regarding his feelings

His emotions

Regarding the main event

Of WrestleMania 7”

The scene transitions

Into a room

Where the Tugger stand alone

Behind an Iraqi flag

Headdress on

WWF championship over his shoulder

A scowl on his face

And hate in his heart

“So Hulk Hogan

The Hulkster

The Immortal

Is getting a shot

At my championship

Of course

It’s no shock

He’s the great American hero

An inspiration to all

ALL ALL MEN

WOMEN

AND CHILDREN

He’s getting his shot

And his ego is growing

Expanding

Never been bigger

And it’s the lie he sells you

That “power” of

HULKAMANIA

It’s a lie

Trust me

I know

I helped all of those

SHEEP

Write letters

Cards

Notes of motivation

And he used all of

YOUR SUPPORT

Not for being grateful

But for his humongous

EGO

When Earthquake took me out

Broke my ribs

Multiple Aftershocks

Did the Hulkster care for me?

Any letters?

Any cards?

NO!

Not even

ONE

SINGLE

PHONE CALL!

The Hulkster got what

HE wanted

But I sat and healed

And I thought

I was alone

Then I met with

True men

REAL leaders

My army

The great General Adnan

The strong Colonel Mustafa

The POWERFUL Sgt. Slaughter

They cared about me

They helped me heal

And they guided me

To this

The World Wrestling Federation Title

And now

I

AM

THE

BEST!

Our leader

Saddam Hussein

Built Iraq a statue

OF ME!

That’s respect

That’s love

That’s who I will defend

To the very depths of my soul

And now

At WrestleMania 7

I have to face

The Hulkster

In front of 100000 people

Los Angeles

America’s backyard

And everyone thinks

The Hulkster will go

BACK on top

The King of the Mountain

The Great American Hope

Rides to the top again

WRONG!

He has no idea

What he’s running into

I’m a machine

I’m unstoppable

I’m a WARSHIP

Ask Mean Gene Okerlund

Ask the Ultimate Warrior

You can’t stop me!

And after WrestleMania

HULKSTER

You won’t be able to stop me either

America’s going down

Hulkamania will die

And the EGO will

Bare witness to

The rise of Iraq

To the next generation of

The World Wrestling Federation

And the BEGINNING

Of the END

Of what you hold dear

Hulk Hogan

You might have a dream

To become a three-time WWF champion

But after WrestleMania 7

You will be in

Your own personal

NIGHTMARE

My time

Is now

TUGBOAT AKBAR!

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to

black

Jon Harder

Jon@HardwayHQ.com

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