The Sheik Tugboat Story - PART 6
PART 6
A few weeks pass
Superstars of Wrestling
Decide to give another
UPDATE
Sean Mooney stands in
Ready to speak
In his pitch-perfect voice
“A few weeks ago
At the Main Event
American wrestling fans
REJOICED
When President Jack Tunney
Announced that WrestleMania 7
Live in Los Angeles
Will have
“The Immortal” Hulk Hogan
Getting his shot
His opportunity
At becoming a three-time
World Wrestling Federation champion
When he faces
The NEW titleholder
SHEIK TUGBOAT
But they were not
Happy or pleased
When the champion
And his constituents
Sgt. Slaughter
General Adnan
And the vile Colonel Mustafa
Quadruple teamed the Hulkster
At the end of the night
Once the closest of friends
Now the bitterest of enemies
March 24 will be a night
To most definitely remember
But right now
We hear from
The Iraqi Warship
Regarding his feelings
His emotions
Regarding the main event
Of WrestleMania 7”
The scene transitions
Into a room
Where the Tugger stand alone
Behind an Iraqi flag
Headdress on
WWF championship over his shoulder
A scowl on his face
And hate in his heart
“So Hulk Hogan
The Hulkster
The Immortal
Is getting a shot
At my championship
Of course
It’s no shock
He’s the great American hero
An inspiration to all
ALL ALL MEN
WOMEN
AND CHILDREN
He’s getting his shot
And his ego is growing
Expanding
Never been bigger
And it’s the lie he sells you
That “power” of
HULKAMANIA
It’s a lie
Trust me
I know
I helped all of those
SHEEP
Write letters
Cards
Notes of motivation
And he used all of
YOUR SUPPORT
Not for being grateful
But for his humongous
EGO
When Earthquake took me out
Broke my ribs
Multiple Aftershocks
Did the Hulkster care for me?
Any letters?
Any cards?
NO!
Not even
ONE
SINGLE
PHONE CALL!
The Hulkster got what
HE wanted
But I sat and healed
And I thought
I was alone
Then I met with
True men
REAL leaders
My army
The great General Adnan
The strong Colonel Mustafa
The POWERFUL Sgt. Slaughter
They cared about me
They helped me heal
And they guided me
To this
The World Wrestling Federation Title
And now
I
AM
THE
BEST!
Our leader
Saddam Hussein
Built Iraq a statue
OF ME!
That’s respect
That’s love
That’s who I will defend
To the very depths of my soul
And now
At WrestleMania 7
I have to face
The Hulkster
In front of 100000 people
Los Angeles
America’s backyard
And everyone thinks
The Hulkster will go
BACK on top
The King of the Mountain
The Great American Hope
Rides to the top again
WRONG!
He has no idea
What he’s running into
I’m a machine
I’m unstoppable
I’m a WARSHIP
Ask Mean Gene Okerlund
Ask the Ultimate Warrior
You can’t stop me!
And after WrestleMania
HULKSTER
You won’t be able to stop me either
America’s going down
Hulkamania will die
And the EGO will
Bare witness to
The rise of Iraq
To the next generation of
The World Wrestling Federation
And the BEGINNING
Of the END
Of what you hold dear
Hulk Hogan
You might have a dream
To become a three-time WWF champion
But after WrestleMania 7
You will be in
Your own personal
NIGHTMARE
My time
Is now
TUGBOAT AKBAR!”
fade
to
black
Jon Harder
