GUEST BLOG: Master H 2 - 2/11/17
(EDITOR'S NOTE - Sometimes in the Professional 3, I will take guest blogs from certain people in my life that feel like they have something to say. Tonight, I received an email from my arch nemesis Javier H. Ortiz and I've decided to put up his blog he's requested I put online. A very unique entry and against my better judgement. Nothing has been edited and is up as is.
ALL OPINIONS AND THOUGHTS OF MASTER H 2 ARE THE PROPERTY OF MASTER H 2. That's all. Enjoy - JH)
Odelay esse vato puta mierda! Javier here und MI hapi to see hardwayhq still alive esse.
The big questionado wit Master H 2 is...where has he been esse? MI ist stuk on ideas wit MI brand. B-Sizzle ist in jail for violent offenses esse vato. Sum homeless bum stole MI H 2 CAM, so I cant record for uno momento. Und my drug intake ist getting du much esse. No more bathsalts for MI und eating chochas like zombies eating faces OLE!
MI ist lookin to buy, or steal, new H 2 Cam. wen MI do esse, the UAHLU is on MI list esse. A press conference ist comin. MI hope u ready.
The guy Harder will pay for hist sins esse. Air hockey ist numero uno. NO MORE WASTING TIME ESSE OLE I AM REY DE AIR HOCKEY HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OFF
See u soon everyuno.
PS - OLE und MASTER H 2 SHOW MAYBE SOON @MASTERHTWO on Twitter.
PPS leon st giovani ist culoface OLE only thing coast 2 coast ist my vodka shots from cali 2 the ghetto in south river esse OLE