June 5, 2020

The road has been paved A collision course En Route to a CROSSROADS

May 29, 2020

Miami is stunned The fans are shocked Gorilla and the Hot Rod FLABBERGASTED The Fink makes the call “HERE IS YOU WINNER AND NEWWWWWWW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPION SHEIK TUGBOAT!”

May 22, 2020

You hear General Adnan Ranting and raving Hooting and hollering THE SAME TWO WORDS “TUGBOAT AKBAR! TUGBOAT AKBAR! TUGBOAT AKBAR!”

May 14, 2020

But what would happen If you hit An alternate timeline An alternate reality A different world Where the motivation Would be a swerve Not just on a friendship Not just on a fan group But on an entire country And defended his championship In front of One hundred thousand...

February 24, 2020

Long sideburns

Black hair slicked back

$10000 jumpsuit

Rhinestones and glistening

Acoustic guitar in hand

The Intercontinental title around his waist

And the Colonel in the back

The long walk to battle

Begins with confidence

Don’t be cruel

But the fans are anyway

Quickly takes co...

January 27, 2020

Opponent backdropped to the floor

Prone for attack

The man left in the ring

Prepares for flight

Starts his momentum

Runs towards the ropes

Bounces off

Full speed

A cartwheel in the middle

Continues in motion

A backflip

Over the ropes

Look Ma, No Hands

Lands on the floor

Lands on the...

December 29, 2019

Erick Stevens The man who honored history The man who honored Florida The man who won the Battle of the Belts

November 24, 2019

It isn’t just a fight A war A battle of epic proportions It is truly A MATCH BEYOND.

November 18, 2019

Vince Steele is a monster on the incline

Limitless destruction is all on his mind

He failed at Parmageddon

But now he’ll unleash armageddon

The Jurassic Juggernaut is ready to cross the line!

Written at ACE Crossroads XV on 11/16/19

November 4, 2019

Flying through the sky

A cerulean bolt of lightning

Backflipping down

Into a squared circle

A blue mask with white trim

Like a majestic eagle’s wings

A cobalt singlet

And a majestic cape

Bedazzled with sparkles

Blazing a trail of glory

Backflipping off the ropes

Arm dragging flaw...

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